Tuesday, February 09, 2021

…in desperation for money, three or more men did not wait for the Covid stimulus, instead, found an easier solution.

…in desperation for money, three or more men did not wait for the Covid stimulus, instead, found an easier solution. …they, three or four of them, plannet how to steal someone fortune, as a hacker could log into an internet owner private files, a CEO …and found where she was hiding her fortune as not to pay federal taxes. HERE WE GO! The leader in a sweet low voice said: Steal all the money, do not leave a penet! -One of the robbers said, in a very low voice to the others. Wait man! ...answered one of them: My bag is full of gold coins! It is too heavy! Fuck you man! ...responded the leader: Do as I said! Otherwise, why are us here for? Fuck you too! ...complained the other: I am the one who needs to be ready to run before the bell runs! Listen mother fucker, ejected still in low voice: my friend is a compu hacker, he’s the best! …and for your idiot head, he’s Russian! This fuckn’ alarm have no tongue to cry! No stupid can come here. Got it? The other stop for a fraction of a second and said: Well, if so, just give me some more secs, give me that small bag next to you. Where? Said the leader. The one you’re sitting onto’ idiot! ...answered the other. Ontop? Yes donkey ...responded again the other. Here! ...with a happy smile murmored the leader: Wait, I just dropped the grana! The one holding the bomb? ...asked the other. I have only two hands and one is busy crashing my ass! ...with some rage responded the leader again. Look, piece of shit! While you din’t use that one? ...surprised and annoyed, in load and loud voice, told the other. Cuz the bag could smell like my ass you asshole! ...said the leader in a louder voice. Fuk-u-ya-run! ...exclaimed the one next to them. What? ...expressed the leader. Run for your lives mother fuckers! ...responded to all that one next. …it happened theat the grenade the men’ stealing in the countryside home of a CEO internet owner, felt from the third wooden floor into a hole, the very narrow one they made to climb up the upper one from the floor-next below; the robbers jumped to the nearest windows as it, the home made grenade, capable of blowing up a heavy large tank, went off. The men at the same time run away empty handed. Scared as never someone had ever been. Right at the billionaire cabin, the police were already waiting for them, hundreds of cars posted all around the CEO, …guarding every inch of exit. …if they had looked back as they run, they could see that the CEO cabin blew up as an atom bomb detonated. Luckly, they were still alive, and moving toward their… …will continue later folks. Dict of gangsters: onto’: on top of. Penet: penny. Compu hacker: computer hacker. Din’t: did not, didn’t. Ontop: On top. Fuk-u-ya-run : fuck you! Young adult let us run! Grana: grenade. Crashing: scratching.

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